A Dream About A Flashing Woman In A flowing Dress

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So, last night…, Stop! Come on now. Read-sing this thing here like you are Tracy of the Chapman fame. 

Ergo…, Ahh! One- Ahh- Two! Then Sing! Last night, I had A dream. It was of a V-Vaaa-Vaa!!!! O! So vivacious. Ok, calm down. Because this here na be serious matta-o! It is about a rem the writer had. Because flashed at him -in sleep- was a vagina. Kere bona! Mncwii! Strue! Sefapano! Ke se!. 

Si-ri-yasi! 

By the way, the writer is retired in matters of the pursuit of such flesh and fleshy things of the world, not to say he was an ardent pursuer. You see since there are legends on that front. And mind you, we are not talking amateurs like the crooner Julio Iglesias of the famous tune To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before. Indeed, that is a lovely country music original, initially sung by Willie Nelson and written by David Hal and Hammond Albert Louis.

So, yes, there are legends in the skirt pursuing business. That being the case, referred to here are no lesser mortals but Kings of Royal vagina Queendoms. Of course, England seems to boast the most sala(slut-i)cious. For example, King Henry I ( 1100–1135) and Henry VIII ( 1509–1547). Hayi, Forget Solomon of the bible story. Just now, ma o bane mona, King Edward VII…,

Yes, the he-goat of England (1901–1910) had a “sex chair” which he used while having sex. Consequently, historians say he possibly slept with 15,000 to 18,000 women during his lifetime.

Chai! Madekhethu!

 

Uhm! Back in South Africa, the vagina dialogues of king Msh…, “Hey, Wena! Shoosh! Now, ngezindaba zabantu.” Hayi, bo! Who is reprimanding the writer? Is it the Zuuu…? Anyway…, Still, as Lauryn Hill sing-warns, boys and girls -please- Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee careful now of…,

That Thing, That Thing, That Thi-i-i-ing!

Anyway…, Hee-e! In the background somwhere, SK Khoza needs to hear this…, “Seeing yourself kissing the vagina may represent a selfish or fake aspect of your personality.” Haay! It is not the writer saying these things. But the people here at https://dreamsmeaning1.com/body-parts/dream-meaning-of-vagina/ .

Now back to the rem the writer had. Accordingly, someone hot and sexy, wearing two items only – that would be a flowing dress and those calf-high tie-up gladiators brown or black leather sandals…, Yes -with a wink and seductive smile- she flashes, and the arise and arouse behold things of gogol happen.

Therefore dreamsmeaning1.com says…, “Vagina of the woman in your dream is a symbol of creativity, inspiration, productivity, potency or richness.” Aw! uJesu muhle yazini guys.Jealous down! Zimfa mona, the oracles have spoken. Juices are about to flow into the cup of the writer. Ayoba-Yo! Yibidi-baa!

Then, there, right there. The writer says hold it there. No further explanation about the vision. Look, umbhali does not want ukwizwa batjho…, ‘He! He! He! Cala mos ubhudanga nge- b’ab’atjhi. Iye mos, ngombana you want more children or you are censoring your sexual desires.’ Khese ujame, Phuma lapho, si la…, In his case, seeing a vagina in his dream indicates a farewell party to suffering or hardships.

 

Ha o le Monate le mpetseng, Yes! Ha o le monate ke tla lebitsa!

Furthermore, dreamsmeaning1.com adds…, “To dream about vagina indicates you will be seizing the opportunities, success in ventures and other areas of life. There is a scope for experimentation and improvisation as you are now open and reciprocal to new ideas and approaches in your waking life.”

Yekeke! Bo bankhulu khese nithumele weer-nog amabhudango wento nasiya, into emnandi khulukhuku etjharaganisa amadoda nabe sana, jong! Maye-mna! Izinto z’-b’a b’a -tjhi, kamnandriii!  

Therefore, let us conclude wit the churchy things of “I receive.” Qobe ngeveke, ne.

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