A Quick-Kinky Love Letter To Naomi

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Dear Naomi…,

 First thing first, let’s hope you do not mind the writer riding on you. You know, bringing your sweet name into disrepute. In fact, at your expense, today the writer…, Ooh! He does a morning glory wank of a writeup, just for you. Never mind the spring of  his reproductive fluids creating a mess in some dirty minds jumping into conclusions. Trust the writer. The wanking is for a good cause – the bundle of joy things. 

You see…, Upon receipt of your email on the afternoon of 14 September 2022, the…, Well, first, the writer must confess. About the above date, somehow his stompie fingers initially type 14 February…, Consequently the omen is good. It means mokwadi has got nothing but love for you, Naomi. Hence, if na ho charmer, or a hofasa o ne atla kgo dira hore…, Hhlllm-nca!!! You know, a hore marinate ka dintho tsa Sound and Stuff Like Poetry In Motion things of Wilson B Nkosi. Ergo, it would go down like this…,

Namaste! Naomi, Aw’! Ngiyoma uma ngikubona mntakwethu. Uyingoma eshisa bhe, amalangabi uqobo. Ngibawa uku…, Ewe! Yiza, sana, khandi phuzise ndicime ukoma. Kuthi cosololo enhliziyweni. Bugijme negazi ubumnandi bakho, behle ngesiphundu. Naomi mntakwethu, wena uyingoma emnandi, ngiyoma nawe kunaphakade. 

Oh! Dearest Naomi. Konje, you are seTswana speaking…,  Then someone from KwaZulu Natal Film Commission, your employer, should be able to interpret (to you) the isiZulu C, at least most of it, penned above. O! Yes, by the way, the writer would like to put it on record that on the arrival of your email yesterday…, He murmurs…, 

Advocate Malesela Teffo, Suicide, NAC And JHB Central Police

‘Mhh! It Must Be Old Naomi Again.’

Of course, not to worry, Naomi darling, because you are doing a marvelous job dispatching news of the KwaZulu Natal Film Commission. Your persistence is the stuff made of PR executives of good old South Africa showbiz days. Keep them press releases coming. Never mind the writer not covering numerous content in your letters. Umbhali is at that stage where he writes when he wants, about what he likes and about what moves him. Eseng hampe’, Naomi. Look, (with those your mhh! Eyes) it is just one of those Marvin Gaye things of Let’s Get It On. Das right. If the spirit moves, let the writer groove you (your story) with his pen. Yeah! Mr Gaye is right. Let the love (not pretense) and passion come down.

SHE GOT HER GIG BACK

Spread The Word, Spread The Love Of Empowering African Kids 

Accordingly, the writer passes on, to the ThiVi Networkers, the latest bulleting from your desk, Naomi. So, you say (this time) that the KZN Film Commission calls for young people to apply for further education and training certificates. Dintho tse nice, tsa bo…, Film and Television Production Operations NQF Level 5. Thirty kids stand to benefit at a go. Wow! What a nice! This qualification, you add, is aimed at learners who wish to enter the film and television industry with no prior competence in the area. In addition, you say it allows learners to focus on and gain entry-level competence in their skills of choice. Lovelymenti-YO!🕺🏿💃🏿

Important Information To Take Note

Thus, the qualifying applicant is above 16 years. The targeted kid is of history of a previously disadvantaged background and has an NQF Level 4 or Grade 12. Ooh! Preference gets given to Women, Youth and People with disabilities. Lekker! The closing date for applications is 30 September 2022. Thus applications should quickly get emailed to SkillsDev@kznfilm.co.za 

Additional, visits are also welcome at  www.kznfilm.co.za or call 031 003 9000. Therefore, KZN Film Commission says it aims to contribute to an enabling environment for job creation and transformation.  

Dear ThiVi Networkers, a beg, a beg-o! Spread the good news.

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