And Ntsiki Mazwai Said, Baby We Need To Pillow Talk

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Well, in that case…, Yazini ne, kere bona when Ntsiki calls for an intimate lovers’ chat, the not-bruising-easily type is bound to jump up and cry…, 

‘Hayi! Angikusabi ngiyakufuna. As waar, ke daso, we mama!’

Arrha ke! In sooth- such a self-adoring and daring raunchy sort of a human is inclined to further whisper a…, ‘Stop it, Ntsiki! Because I like that you like it loud, raw, hard and deep. Ooh! Lala, jonga sana! Look at the adrenaline rushing up and down my spine. Because -with you, Ntsikilicious…, The bumpy-grindy-nine-nine mind and spirit funk of a rider always lurks somewhere in that spot. Boma sning-ning it’s clit-click, Bang-Bang!!! Iye! Cala mos Ntsikilicious, baby, it just turns me on that -with you- there is no manga-manga business of make-believe yabonodoli be roboto-roboto-roboto style.’

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Anyway, now that the four play is out of the way. Let us get to it with serious business.

Woza nedlebe ngoba nansi indaba. Ehe! uNtsiki uvuthe u-Dr Khanyisile Lichfield Tshabalala and baby…, Dem dey want to have a LOUD Session, threesome intimate things. Of course al of that three course bosom chat with you. Ehe! Now…, Gently and quickly, get your mind out of the gutter because this na be serious talk-o! Hence, the Nubian queens ask ukuthi ube nabo. Right!

So, listen up! That is, if you have not outsourced your ears, eyes and intellect. Well, with the LOUD Session of 11 December 2022, the intention is to talk about ama-issues aqakatheke khulu kwamambala. Iye, the intimate gathering and engagement is on African Spirituality, History, Culture and Geo Politics. 

“With these conversations…,” uNtsiki explains, that is to say uyahlathulula – ngesiNdebele. “These conversations are guided by abantu abadala. So, even Dr Khanyisile Lichield does not prepare speeches and stuff. She speaks in the moment. Uhm (as) guided by the elders. So we are just in that realm.”

What is that the writer just heard? Ehh, Not from you, Ntsiki, but…, Jama! khese ujame net khonapho muntu onzima, what did you say? Uthini, uthi not now with deep serious conversations because ke December boss. So wena o e patlela hoja joy ya monate mpolaye?  Heyi! Wena Mr or Mrs monate-nate -tsodiyo- you do not know that clap-and-tap jam that goes…, 

Monate oa lefatse ha o fele, ho fela wena motho? Uphela pheli, finish and klaar. Pasop! You will walk next to your shoes. Vuka mawulele bhayizane.

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Well…, if it counts, there will be wine- not an entire bottle store. Because refreshments will also get served at the first installment of the Loud Session.  In closing, please listen to the opening vocal lines of the banger live version of the tune – Look, Listen and Decide by Stimela.

“We are sons and daughters of great people,” says Ray Chikapa. 

Now, the flowing into each other four-in-one topic of discussion for the LOUD Session is about you. Therefore, this December, take a moment and listen to yourself, Afrika. That is so you may be able answer Diana Ross when she asks.., 

Do you know where you’re going (to)…, with this your precious life, moAfrika?

The Loud session is at AMPD studios  in Newtown from  2pm till 5pm on 11 December 2022. Tickets are available for R350 at https://www.quicket.co.za/eveents/199718-loud-session/ Otherwise, you can watch the session at https://youtube.com/@ntsikimazwai

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