Arthur Mafokate Wants To Hijack The Writer

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So, king Arthur Mafokate declares…, A Night With Legends! The date got set for the 1st of October 2022. 

Initially, the Legends were Arthur himself, Kabelo Mabalane, Mdu Masilela, and Thebe. Now Oscar Oskido Mdlongwa is added. Consequently, the story sniffer writer is lure, and events go down like this…, 

Nntriing! Nntriing!!! Then comrade Oyi-Oyi! Answers. “Iyaah! We can talk.” And the writer asks…, So, you bill uKabelo Mabalane deliberately and not TKZee for A Night With Legends? The Kwaito and business-inclined star pauses for a moment and then says…,

“Ii-Yaahh!” 

But Why? 

Well, he says…,

 “It’s…, It’s… It’s a project, and a project has got its themes. If you notice there, the is no musical group. It is individuals that made it on their own. Ahh! Hence, uOskido and not B.O.P, ne?  “Yes, that is why there could be Spikiri, no Trompies…,” He briefly pauses, then in an inkling speech, he says…, “I am not hinting anything, but yhaa!

Now…,  This last line is wrapped in the Arthur teasy-mocky-soft laughter -teetering on the fringes of poking a bear.  Mhh!   “There could be Spikiri, no Trompies.”  Eintlik! Uthini Arthur, madoda. Is he also saying there would be no Eu…, Ay! ases’phumeni ezindabeni zabantu- zabo cat or mice -Tom and Jerry. Anyway…, Arthur goes on and some things he says trigger exciting story ideas. He talks good stuff threatening to hijack the focus of the story initially planned. All of a sudden, a voice says…,

Phela, you must capitalize, ithuba maliveli, comrade. 

Now that sounds like Arthur’s kind of talk. Ah! Ah! The cunning one wants to capitalize on the fact the writer called. 

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Now, initially, the Arthur advert flyer, like many others, finds the writer in a state. For a while – years in fact- the writer tries to figure out why sports have standard bulletins on radio and television. You know, the announcing of match fixtures, post-match reports and stuff. The player transfers market and all. However, the arts, culture, and showbiz do not enjoy such privilege. Well, unless, of course, an artist has died or is involved in some scandal. Of course, again, there is an argument that ‘artists get interviewed, music is play and la-la-la…! Kanti, what more do you want?’

Nothing too much, just bulletins. That is not much to ask, now is it? You know- regular updates on developments in the creative sectors – not so much gossip, scandal and when there is whining. We are talking about a standard something like uhhm …, Come along. It is that time of imagine-it in your mind. So, do wear your theatre of the mind cap, Motheeletsi! Dass-right! Now, you should hear a jolly-pleasant radio reporter  or Television presenter that goes…, 

And Now! For some busyness-sense. Of course it is time for the ASCA Report. Absolutely, baby – the Arts, Showbiz and Culture report  on ThiVi FM. 

“News in, is that Arthur Mafokate calls upon the youth endala to help drive the live music economy after a devastating Covid 19 lock down. So, the emabheshini target market and crews are required to cruise, on their jalopies, to Midrand On the 1st of October. Once there, they must have lots of the local is lekker waar Was Jy fun…,”

Yeah, something along those lines. Wa di Jaja-mos, my bra! And then, a regular radio or television ASCA talk-show programme would use A Night With Legends list of performers to point to and trigger a proper conversation about Kwaito as mostly having been a Boys Club thing.

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So, Is it A Night With The Lekker Old Naughties?

A Night With The Legends is a line-up of trainee-maqheku! 

One among them probably battles with sugar balance issues – an age thing, the narrative goes. In addition, the business of being high-high-blood pressured, without sniffing…, O! Yeah! About the business of being high. Shoo! Thanks to the fire (of passion about self), the sun (shining inside) and the horny spirit in him…, Yeah! The turned-on-switched-on and awake spirit in Kabelo Mabalane got him to understand. Yebo. That the force should be in charge of self and not the substance – any substance for that matter. 

In conclusion! A Night with Legends flyer is not flying on the old promoter’s tried and tested cliche. You know…, That of an old hand compere or announcer that would go like…,

On the 1st of October, All Roads Lead to Gallagher Estates, Midrand. It is a one-night-only affair with the Legends -Arthur Mafokate, Kabelo Mabalane, Mdu Masilela, Thebe and Oscar Oskido Mdlongwa. Be there! It is going to be like a sweet one-night stand. Come see the Kwaito big Five. This is not to be repeated, Joburg!!! Tickets are from R350 at web ticket and Computicket. Gates open at 3 pm -come one- come all. 

There you are, Arthur. You lucky bugger – you just got yourself free punting!  ‘E! Yaz’ mara wena uyaloya/uyabhora.’ So, that is King Arthur for you.

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