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So, there is a Dr in the creative sector space. Now, a while back, he does this…, With a motive up his sleeves…, He rings somebody with the moniker of Trademark. He says to T-Man…, ‘Bra van my. Kgopela re etse this thing, mebra!‘ 

Ergo, Trademark responds with an of course. Then, off they go. Brothers in arms spill onto the dance floor something titled, Akulaleki (Mawunemali). Oops! Pardon the old news because someone says…, There is a hot new version baking at the National Arts Council (NAC). The scandalous stuff of hot potato selling things. As a result, Dr Malinga’s popular Akulaleki got a touch of lyric renovation. Come on, choir. Let us SING!!!!

Akulaleki Mawunezinkinga Zemali, Izimali Ezinkulu Zama-Zama Millions of Public Funds.

Hayi kahle wena, do not say…, Uthini, you mean awukezwa ukuthi those concerned at the NAC are working around the clock. Ehe! Kwenziwa imizamo yokubhula umlilo. But hayi, sengathi kuyala! Because in the background, Tlokwe Sehume’s music is persistent.

NAGA YA FSA

Ngapha the Sankomota’s keep chanting…,  ‘Somebody says, Somebody, say, get out BALOYI ke Ba O! Helele House(of NAC) On Fire.’ Amid the no smoke without fire happenings…, There enters the South African Promotes’ Association (SAMPA). In their crusade to “expose and shame,” they gooi over the blaze – gallons of petrol, diesel, paraffin. Jonga! Zwaaap, alles!  

“NAC is (summoned) to appear before the portfolio committee on 2 and 9 September 2022,” reads a Sampa poster. In addition, the promoters want openness. The appearance must be live on all social media platforms. “That time of doing things in our name without involving us is over. You will account.” And then, riding on that classic, Ngingxaniwe, sung by Margaret Mncingana (Singana) – Sampa take to the stage amid their voice Growing Higher And Higher.

Sidikiwe, Sidikwe kuqhelwa, Sidikiwe, Asinavalo!

Therefore, batjho amagwala, the mercenaries and sellouts on one side. By the by, SAMPA had earlier unleashed a karate kick that came with a scream…,

 “President Cyril Ramaphosa put the NAC under administration.”

So, the sudden NAC coming out with a fire extinguisher got context. Iye! Cala mos, batjho kumbi khulu kwambala. Hence the establishment of the NAC’s brand new corruption watch desk. Ehe! The Council wants you, wena kanye…, Yes, you with some information that damns the devil, to step forward. However, the NAC guns blazing with blanks burst into social media is a ruse. Moreover, it is the make-believe movie thing of…, Bang! Bang! Door kicked down…, Kere bona! And khona lapho, someone’s bleeding from the mouth spills on a poster acting as a loud hailer. ‘Listen Up…! We are the NAPC – the National Arts Police Corps.’ 

In truth, the actual message reads…, “The National Arts Council Advocates for anti-corruption, fraud and unethical behaviour. Take action and assist us by reporting any (form of) corruption or suspicious fraudulent activity to the NAC’s designated anti-corruption line.” Awa! MaNAC, nokho khese nijame, hogay net daar. Artists are not dumb or children to do for you a daahh – Deehh – Diihh – Doohh -Duhh!!!! Nithi anisihloleli na, kwama nikelela!  He banna! Abo Roto (the ones bange lok’tjini) as big as a cat. Cala! Cala! The rat steps in to eat the cheese-cheddar, and in The Land of Plenty, eyabonwa u Ray Chikapa Phiri. They leave nothing which leave the creatives tracks of their tears on their cheeks.

Chai!!! Dem dey CRY-O! ‘We are hungry – and you keep eating our bread, exclusive style. Enough! We are no longer going to allow that, no comrades.’

Here Is Something Critical To Do With R65 Million

 But then uRoto, acting like uKhalulu, says help me investigate my eating your cheese.

Consequently – the Police, the Hawks, and Special Investigating Unit exist to deal with fraud and corruption, angithi? Anyone with fraud and corruption related information on the NAC can contact Lieutenant Colonel Moloko at MolokoMamsy@saps.gov. She is handling a Fraud and Corruption: SEOU Enquiry CAS 01/05/2021 PESPS. Anyway…, Is it not better for the NAC to encourage those with knowledge of dishonest and criminal dealings to report to the relevant authorities? Asikakhohlwa njalo, that there is an NAC staff member that got victimized and fired for whistle blowing about the evil unfolding at the Council.

Of course, the NAC’s mandate is to serve and deliver services to the creative community. Of the writer inamanga? So, heads up, MaNAC! Naku la sikhona. Siphezu komkhondo of the stashed R65 Million of Artists’ money and the shenanigans around hundreds of million in surplus funds. Any attempt at shifting the focus should not be allowed to succeed. Of kanjani SAMPA, South African Roadies Association, and you that subscribe to the spirit of MASIDLENI SONKE, NOT JUST A FEW?

Thus, no agendas and amount of terrorism, doctoring and spins formed against the arts community should get a permit to prosper.

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