Horror As Eskom Goes Load Shagging

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Do pardon the writer if he had jou geskrik with the heading above. Moenie bang te wees because…, Ay! ūüôÜūüŹŅ‚Äć‚ôāÔłŹ SatafricansūüĎÄ like to joke yazi. So, on the phone, one brilliant thespian batjho, at the helm of this country, there is the first nose. Yes! The Nghhhh-ko!!!

Well, just after mocking the first snoot, then cuup! The electricity got cut.¬†Consequently, in the dark- this side of Johannesburg east…, Suddenly, a prominent oxygen-inhaling feature appears. The awful thing sticks out to poke. Ergo, upon the torment by the¬†sniffer, with A Pencil In Hand, the writer gets singing How Can I Ease The Pain by Lisa Fischer. That is because come 2024, Cyril Ramaphosa wants to return as president to administer more pain to South Africans. One example of horror things, under his watch, is that according to March 2022 statistics, the country drowns in one of its all-time high debts at $272.3 billion – 67.4 % of its nominal GDP.

Those in the better know say Ramaphosa leads this country ASTRAY in an ASHTRAY. 

Hence, nine bakaSobhuza, asesiyibhekeni mbaba indaba ka Cyril Ramaphosa. Are goggles in place? Right! Then it ought to be that Ramaphosa has and is running this country to ruins. For another example, supported by Ramaphosa, with his vaseline embalmed palm, Andre De Ruiter misleads from the front in the Eskom wank. Lives of South Africans get thrown into chaotic Gotham City things as if straight out of the Christopher Nolan-directed The Dark Knight. In this instance, Ramaphosa must be the Joker, and de Ruiter is…,¬†

Eish! Askies Tito Mboweni. Hardee ne, we know wena malume Titose¬†ha o batle letho ka le kgowa la ha o, akere,¬†bass de Ruiter. But then again, you fought for the freedom of speech, askiri Titose. Therefore, definitely, Cyril Ramaphosa is fathuzing. NgesiZulu them dey say…, Uyafathuza! ūüĎļ.¬†Awaa! It cannot be…,¬†Che! Eh! Eh! Ho-hang ntate Ramaphosa e a hohlola… , Iye, cala mos, kwamambala inarha iyakubhalela kakaramba.¬†

Tito Mboweni Is Sick

In Emzini Wezinsizwa Style, Let Him Go

Yohhhh! What a flop! Yo darkie, nangu umuntu madoda. Hay! The writer does not know anymore. Nisamfuna lomuntu ma Satafrican? Ngoba manje, nabelungu abakhulu, abaphethe…, Dem they now sing Paul Ndlovu to Ramaphosa. You know things of…, ¬†Famba uye ka ena!¬†Satafricans! Khomora mina,¬†Bantekeka president bantekeka xi…¬†Famba uye ka ena!¬†

Ahhh, Remember this piece…,

So, Ramaphosa Must Go. Aye Kwini?

Well, somebody whispers that he must famba aye ka ena la Chiawelo.¬†Mme he, in sePedi sa Limpopo kwana, hothwe sapala saleswa. Amandebele ekhethu athi…., Cala mos, batjho, too horrific are the ramifications of rating (too highly) a mere rented mortal of pawn called Cyril Ramaphosa.¬†

“We know where Cyril got his money.”¬†

So, the above is Moeletsi Mbeki’s revelation of intimate details of his conversation with on businessman. If selling out a people and a country gets defined as working, then Ramaphosa works and has worked hard for his mattress dollar stash. Therefore, in a nutshell, let us summon Chinua Achebe’s book title. Bakwethu, dear ThiVi Networkers…, Things Fall Apart, the Centre cannot hold under Ramaphosa’s rulership. Now, the legendary Senyaka, also from the grave…,¬†He says…, o mapona pona Satane. In other words, the imposed emperor is hose-pissing on the land and the people. And ay! With that kiss madolo and mkhaba of his…, Indeed, the sight in the Eskom sanctioned darkness can be awful.¬†

Lastly, what more can be said? Of course, we wait for praise singers to wax lyrical in defense of Ramaphosa. 

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