Is Dudu Zuma Doing Thuli Madonsela Ugly?

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First, The Place of KwaFene

Look, but you may not easily find the place on the map. You see, isigodi saKwaFene (abode of the monkey)…,

Iye! Cala mos. It is an area in the little struggling Thembisile Hani Local Municipality of Mpumalanga province. Askies, because google may fail you on this one. The KwaFene tribal office is a stone’s throw from Phola Mall near KwaMhlanga. Nearby villages are those of Vezubuhle, Thokoza, Twefontein-H and Phola.

Now, in one word and three dots plus a picture meant to tell a thousand words…, Ehe! UDudu Zuma Sambudla suggests the former public protector is…, Hay! For fear of punishment from the fine Fene chieftaincy office, the vision cannot be spat. Abantu baKwaFene bayakarisa – a charming people.

Anyway…, So, what goes on at the KwaFene office? Well, some maNdebele kaNdzunza and Mabhoko tribal business. An informant tells, with a burst of naughty laughter…, “Awa mramama, hlangana nezinye kudenjwa iinghonghoyilo ezikhambelana nendaba zabomma ababaleka ne mpoto zes’tjhebo.”😂😜😄 Maye Mna! Madekhethu! Can you imagine? Whole professor Madonsela expected to deal with issues of rural area husbands complaining about their wives rebuffing their sexual advances. Hay’ Dudu.

The Monkey Dance Twitter Tangle

Anyway, this is the background, ne. So, professor Madonsela goes on her Twitter wall and writes…, “When you know you are (got) made in the image of your Creator, you know your worth enough not to allow anyone or anything to define your value.”

Mhh! Such is an inscription suggesting the former public protector cannot get bruises from abo Dudu, and them outlining her in their view. Now black people may want to take a note and ponder this one. Particularly the second part of the sentence. It can get a rephrase to say – Black person know yourself enough not to allow anyone or anything to define you but self. However, gog’ Helen Zille, in tandem with the Tony Leon-DA “failed experiment” that is Mmusi Maimane and several others…, O! Yes, they get wound, and stitches beckon. Kanene, what is that phrase about snitches?

Of Course, Dudu Likens Madonsela To A…,

So, uDudu, responds to the tweet ka sisi uThuli with one pregnant word…,

“INDEED…”

That is all she writes! Perhaps it is the accompaniment, the sting of the picture that makes the blood boil, in many, like water steaming out of a kettle heated by the red-hot Welcome Dover baby coal stove. “If anyone else (let alone a white person) had posted anything as outrageously racist, they would be banned from Twitter for life.” Thus bemoans ugogo Zille. So, nina bantu, there is no siyajayiva akekho ugogo here. Therefore, now that you know it is racist to say hey wena le mf.., or lento efana ne mf.., Yeah! Do the right thing, desist, otherwise. Ziyakhala!

But the seemingly calm @NdlovuPowen, on Twitter, suggests sisi Mathulthul’ look into the mirror. Dudu, on the other hand, places the likeness of a beaming Madonsela next to that of the equally charming smile of a stone-black creature in the monkey family. Yes, you got that right. Next to that beauty that some evolutionists claim is the origin of man.

O! So beautiful is the smile of usisi Mathuthul. Well, to be honest…, Hers in the particular pic, together with the eyes, seem to carry some weight of burdens. It is not a so inspiring smirk such that it gets any writer, singer or poet to compose charming praises like…, Uhm!

“Uncumo lwakho luyandi bulala, Sondela S’thandwa, so…” 

The Alleged Crimes of Thuli Madonsela

Having said so…,

Ever heard the one that says…, It is a person’s deeds that are either unsightly or a thing of beauty. Ah! Things of beauty rising in the eye of the beholder. Therefore, thy shall not burden the beheld with the prejudices of the eyes of the beholder.

Speak of deeds. Of course, accusations and allegations abound of the evilness and an ugly dent Madonsela has caused on the bootiful face 😔 of South Africa. Well, all these because she is among the front faces and drivers of the state capture narrative. A clutching at straws, at least to some, expedition to have cost taxpayers over a billion rands fortune.

Some say the state capture reports are not worth the thousands of papers written and the number of volumes produced. Well, to get a picture, not the bigger but a broader one on State Capture, Google Hennie van Vuuren. Even better. Get the Books Apartheid Guns And Money and the recent one Wanted: The State Capture Conspirators. Whilst still on google, go on and grab History of Inequality by professor Sampie Terreblanche and Secret Agendas by journalist John Pilger.

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