Picture Gwede Mantashe In A Bikini

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Despicable, ne, ane. Is it not? Still, pull out the picture of the tiger in bed. Look him nice. Just imagine the RANC (Ramphosa’s ANC) chair posing on a silky-dressed bed of mattress stashed and propped up with crispy dollar notes. Awaa! Leena, bona, mpeteng wa dilakana tsedi tshwewu. Additionally, clenched between his grin is a mid-size green stalk from which hangs a fresh red rose, with petals spotting shimmering water droplets. 

Ah! There you are, Rasta -Rastisto, my brother, please paint or sketch. In fact, any daring artist can give it a shot. Indeed, from time to time, South Africans ought to take a mickey out of the mouse characters to blame for the present comfortless state of life in the country. 

Oops! 

Hold the Gwede in a bikini thought for a minute. Will you please, as we layout the events that bring to mind such a horrendous Gwede vision.  

Anyhow, you see, each personality-driven trade or profession has its gimmick. You know, the half-naked gyrating young woman, bum on the face that accompanies particular music videos. Then you have politicians kissing babies or posing with the poverty-stricken for cameras. Yes, all this tends to happen amid the let us dupe them silly season of electioneering. You follow me mos, ne. 

So, saucy news from the US of A is that a young politician launched a twerking campaign for votes. A bikini-clad senator Tiara Mack, reports the New York Post, is now the subject of ridicule. Why? Well, for posting a campaign video of her twerking while in a headstand, feet up, on a beach. The 28-year-old Democrat is a Rhode Island senator. (The link to the twerking video is at the bottom.)

Of course, up in arms are the keep your clothes on moralist types. Moreover, the senator’s body and what she does with it is the business of the voter since she is their representative, correct? The argument probably goes along those lines. As a matter of fact, in one of her mocking responses, she says…, “I forgot the Supreme Court owns my body. Sorry for twerking.”

Hai Bo!

Anyway, upon seeing the video, a typical groovy carefree South African will exclaim…, Hai bo! And laugh. But in England, a stiff-necked Briton is inclined to bemoan…, What in the Queen’s name is…, Sacrilegious! 

God forbid-o! Chai! That is the wailing of a Nigerian, complete with heaving shoulders and finger-snapping clicks. By the way, the giant West African country got set to hold its national elections in 2023. Thus, Nigerian youths are encouraged to take back their power. Indeed they seem to respond positively to a call to bring about the desired change.

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Invitation To The Buffalo Ankole Bikini Party

In any case, let us get back to Mantashe. South Africa 2024 national erections are near. Yea, the erection of some that turn out to be phantoms and pantomimes. Signs in the sky suggest the polls will be the toughest for the ruling ANC. Therefore, start imagining desperate measures the RANC’ will resort to. Perhaps, something like hosting BuNk, pronounced Bank, a Bikini party. Yes, BuNk is short for a Buffalo Ankole Bikini Party. The dress code is strictly that of horns, a bikini, and no shoes and sox. Barefeet! So size could get measured from just one look. As waar, in truth, the party will be an orgy of orgies to cast a spell that further dooms the nation.

Ayanda Mabulu, the immediate above needs your artistic eye. Come out, please, where ever you are. If truth be told, the nation needs artists that, from time to time, call out the blundering politicians.

RANC Sympathizers Are Calling For A BuffaNkole Second Term 

Now, to conclude. The whispers that Ramaphosa is a goner, perhaps we should thread carefully. Remember that the warning shot got fired by friends, the economists, of Ramaphosa. The rand will collapse if the BuffaNkole cross-breed is not re-elected ANC president. Mhh! So, it is a forgone conclusion the ANC will win the 2024 elections so that Ramaphosa returns. Aw! Satafricans, let us sing Liser Fischer…, 

Indeed how can we ease the pains of the gouging from BuffaNkole when money people want him to come back for more. 

Besides, to borrow from and improvise on Bouga Luv’s line, baby, out of the TKZee classic Happy Summer Song. Yeah, Never underestimate the power of the dollars, rands and cents hatched like eggs in the new trending brand of PhalaPhala Mattress bank. There is a good reason the CR17bankstatements are top judiciary secret. 

@shazzacarpenter

Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack is facing backlash for twerking online. But she’s been, umm, clapping 👏back at her critics. #tiaramack #twerkingpolitician #news #foryou #fyp

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