Tito Mboweni Is Sick

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Perpahs it was food poisoning that got the former finance minister ill. You can never know with all the suspicious cooking he has been doing.
Maybe something else, UNSPOKEN, must have got him sick.

DID TITO MBOWENI SMOKE HIS PILCHARDS?

As a result picture this, wear your imagination cap.
Further more, buckle up. Yes, fasten the safety belt of sense around your mind.
Now, after a long day of inspecting his farm, Mboweni cooked his favourite pilchards. In no time, dinner got ready to be served. He dished up, took off the beat-up pair of his famous clarks footwear. The shoes he, on a tweet, wanted to know what the obsession was with them.

Anyway…,
So, chef Mboweni sat on a couch, or a chair, as he dug in on his sumptuous meal.
After that, his legs got strewn on the floor in a sprawl. He was trying to warm his covered in socks feet. The man who was once in charge of the South African cash register clasped his fingers at the top of his round belly full.
Eyeglasses rested on his forehead.
Off went to slumber land the Makgobaskloof home owner. Lo and beholdHis knitted from the wool garment for the foot started to burn.
His bootiful, as Julus Malema is wont to pronounce it…,
Yes, with his bootiful nose, he sniffed once.
Because emnandi iyaphindwa, Mboweni sniffed again.
The third inhaling launched the grew up in Tzaneen politician to the skies, with the sole of his feet exposed.

UMLUNGU UYAKHALA

You remember that parts of the sock meant to cover the bottom of uncle Titose tootsies got burnt completely, right!
Still, that could not deterr him because he snoringly hummed to the R Kelly song – I believe I can fly.
As high as a kite. Once up at a vantage point, Mboweni looked down.
The sixty three year-old retired politician beheld a scene of exasperated moaning. The whining reached sound satellites on sides of his head, clad in black hair with patches of grey.
The whinging from events happening in the dark below came from the voice of Andre De Ryter – CEO of Eskom.

When the boss gets sick, the workers suffer illness too

 

Therefore…,

“Personally, I am sick and tired of walking into any social gathering and hearing 10 minutes of load-shedding jokes. I take no pleasure in it.”
So went the wailing De Ryter. Ah! For Mboweni, the moment must have been the kind described by Malcolm X. You know, that situation of…,
‘What is the matter boss, WE SICK?’

Oh! Bakithi, an illness of umlungu so infectious. So sick and tiring it got Mboweni catching feelings. He got touched in his studio of affection for bass De Ryter.
‘Eseng ka le kgowa laka. Ngeke ngivume ngomlungu wam’, hay’ ngeke!’
Of course, Mboweni must have uttered these words in xiTsonga.
For it is said when touched on a raw nerve, you remember your mother tongue.

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BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, LE KA SE BONO

In the same vein, touching abelungu abathize is to mess with the feelings of the likes of Mboweni and president Cyril Ramaphosa. The latter sealed bank statements to protect his funders who are, without much doubt, white. So, the likes of Mboweni, Terror Lekota and Mboweni will make it their business to defend umlungu in the same way Nomvula Mokonyane got prepared to defend who ka dibono.

Meanwhile, a still high Mboweni took to Twitter.
“Can people leave Andre de Ryter and his colleagues to do their work(?) It is not an easy task. They don’t have to do it.”
Bakwethu! Nizizwele angithi.
Therefore people at Eskom are doing you a favour. So, stop with your silly jokes, complaints and expectations.
Ewu’! Nangempela kannete. Ngiqinisile ngiqinile uma ngisho eshiwoyo ukuthi setlhare sa motho motsho omong ke le kgoa.

DESERTED SOUTH AFRICANS ON SELF ADMINISTERED THERAPY

Subsequently, on waking up, the former Reserve bank governor could probably not be in a sober enough mode to get bothered. Eskom jokes could be some attempts at healing. Indeed, the mocking and load-shedding jokes was an effort that dealt with the trauma millions went through in a country of mismanaged abundance.
Most importantly, it was a messing-up of a country by an ANC government that Mboweni was senior member.

On the other hand, raise a hand if you disagree with Eskom board member Busisiwe Mavuso. Not long ago, Mavuso said the mess at Eskom was one among many failures of the ANC-led administration. The C rate moviement of poor political actors caused damage at Eskom over the years.

THE CASE OF CONVENIENT MEMORY LOSS

Above all, Mboweni is conveniently acting ignorant that millions in the country are suffering under the weight of interest rates that just went up. Not forgeting the petrol and even the cost of electricity consumed in our homes. Dealing with high unemployment rate was another failure the labour minister of old would probably say was not the job for ANC goverment. Despite the ANC promise to create jobs, one election campaigning after another.

In conclusion, hayi Kabi grootman yo Kuka, the smoke of footwear is dangerous.
Bakwetu, be careful not to inhale mind-altering stuff this winter.

 

 

 

 

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